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Pretty funny descriptions of the classes

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So many funnies! Gotta say the STF description had me laughing especially with the requirement for center of gravity...
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written by many local autocrossers !!
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Pro: Many local regions run a 'pro' class. Participants consist mostly of (1) drivers really good at navigating parking lots; or (2) mediocre drivers who believe that an extra letter makes them a better driver. These classes are run exclusively on the arcane and mysterious 'pax' system (see Street Tire classes above), due to the fact that the participants are incapable of deciphering raw times.

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